Of malt liquor fame

“For an unprecedented sixth straight year in row, the winner of the worst Christmas present is a big popcorn tin divided into caramel, cheddar, and butter… except the caramel and cheddar are already eaten and in their place is a used VHS copy of Mississippi Burning.”

I didn't manage to get Christmas cards out this year, but I did pick out Christmas presents for Lloyd Dobler, Billy Dee Williams, Mayor Bloomberg, and Crispin Glover over at Gush Party.