About
My name is Sarah Brown. I am from Oklahoma. I live in New York.
I do not chew gum recreationally.
It is imperative that I look at my feet while I walk down stairs. I do not know what would happen if I did not look, because I always have. But I bet it would be bad.
I am happiest in life picking apart cold rotisserie chicken with my bare hands, preferably after 3-4 drinks, while standing in my underwear in front of a television playing the "Devil Went Down to Georgia" part of Urban Cowboy.
This is what the back of my head looks like. The front is a little less hairy, and slightly resembles a toad, or a pig. Maybe a thumb? Yes. I have a face like a thumb.
You do not want to date me. I do not want to date you.
I am best experienced in small doses.
I am a nice enough girl.
Other
I host a reading series called Cringe once a month at Freddy’s Bar & Backroom in Brooklyn. It’s really funny; you should come.
I take a lot of pictures and post them on Flickr. I’ll go ahead and tell you right now that the majority of them are of my friends in bars.
Leah of Leahpeah.com did this interview with me in April 2006. I spend a lot of it talking about my hair.
Blaise of Bazima.com did this interview with me in December 2004. I am still looking for good Mexican food.
Here’s what this page used to say. Almost all of it is still true, except for the part about my heart. That part hasn’t been true for awhile now.
Also the part about wildflowers. I use a different conditioner these days.
Elsewhere
McSweeney’s
- Baby Names for an Expected Sister
- Things People Said to Me While I Worked the Front Desk in Lieu of “Would You Throw This Away for Me?”
Gawker
The Morning News
The Plug
- Plug/CounterPlug: Bismarck
- T-Shirt Obituaries
- Hardly Working
- Plug Campfire Stories: My History with The Plug