About
My name is Sarah Brown. I am from Oklahoma. I live in New York. Right now I'm in London for a bit.
Sometimes I get really bummed out when I realize I will never see my own skeleton.
Few things make me happier than scowling back at scowling children.
My favorite part of any song is the part when the drums come in.
No one ever wants to talk about Mary Worth as much as I do.
This is what the back of my head looks like. The front is a little less hairy.
I am directly descended from German circus people on one side and Geoffrey Chaucer on the other, which is probably all I should have said in the first place.
Other
I host a reading series called Cringe once a month at Freddy’s Bar & Backroom in Brooklyn. It’s really funny; you should come.
I take a lot of pictures and post them on Flickr. I’ll go ahead and tell you right now that the majority of them are of my friends in bars.
Here’s what this page used to say. Almost all of it is still true, except for the part about my heart. That part hasn’t been true for awhile now.
Also the part about wildflowers. I use a different conditioner these days.
Elsewhere
McSweeney’s
- Baby Names for an Expected Sister
- Things People Said to Me While I Worked the Front Desk in Lieu of “Would You Throw This Away for Me?”
Gawker
The Morning News
The Plug
- Plug/CounterPlug: Bismarck
- T-Shirt Obituaries
- Hardly Working
- Plug Campfire Stories: My History with The Plug