Here we go:
It’s really been bothering me that I’m only about 250 pages into the latest Harry Potter book, but with all this working and weddings and pool parties, I just haven’t been home enough to read. I’m terrified that everyone has finished it before me, and will accidentally leak something, in which case I will have to pull out my blade and start cutting people. But hopefully I’ll have plenty of time to read on the plane tomorrow when I head to New York for a week.
Have I mentioned that I’ll be in New York for a week? Because I will totally be in New York for a week.
Internet, now would be a really good time for you all to cross your fingers for me.
I will return with stories. And hopefully more.