Those second lists are exactly what you think they are

Written on the back of an envelope last night at 2 am, found on bedside table just now:

People I Don’t Trust:

• Thomas the Tank Engine
• Wesley Snipes

People Nick Doesn’t Trust:

• Mickey Mouse
• most people

Written on the front of the envelope:

Nick

• Helen Mirren
• Jessica Rabbit
• The Childlike Empress*
• Natalie Portman
• Heather Graham

Sarah

• Clive Owen
• Jimmy Stewart
• Helen Mirren
• Paul Newman
• John Leguizamo**

Antonia

• Jean Reno
• Oliver Reed
• Harvey Keitel
• Liam Neeson (Star Wars only)
• Tim Robbins

*"That's gross. She was like twelve." "No, it's not gross, because I was twelve too." "So you want to go back in time to when you were both twelve." "Yes." "Do you realize so far this list is an old lady, a cartoon, and a preteen?"

**Don't start.