Out with the Chrises

Rough ideas scribbled in my notebook at the bar last night:

• Sobersnake.com: brightly-lit photos of middle-aged people smiling and eating at Chili’s at 7 pm on Wednesday night

• Remake Lethal Weapon with Queen Latifah in the Danny Glover role. (Memo: from here on out, all of Glover’s roles go to Queen Latifah, including Royal Tenenbaums retroactively.) Sinéad O’Connor = villain.

• Ann Taylor Loft DJ gig, “Unbreak My Heart” x500

• Buddy cop movie starring Gary Busey and a dinosaur. Tiny arms. Time travel?