Last night at dinner
T: Bill Moyers accepted me as his friend on Facebook.
C: What! He hasn’t accepted me yet!
T: Looks like Moyers is out for some pusssssay.
M: Everyone knows Bill Moyers’s car is a PT Cruiser with the license plate PSSYWGN.
C: “Hey, you ladies wanna meet Joseph Campbell?”
M: Yeah, welcome to the club. Go join chriskilledmydadwithhiscock.com.
T: Dot org.
C: Excuse me, we’re a dot biz.