The Innernette!

My friend Chris is probably the funniest person I know. Definitely top five. He’s constantly pitching fake movies and TV shows. Like Saturday night at the bar, he came up with Wombstone, the network of westerns for ladies. Wombstone’s regular weekend line-up is Doctor Quinn, Medicine Woman, Bad Girls and that one movie with Sharon Stone and Leonardo DiCaprio. That’s too bad, because it sounds like Wombstone wouldn’t run Chris’s movie Coplander, which is a cross between Copland and Highlander, with lots of beheading and Shia LeBeouf.

Chris also has plans for an iTunes celebrity playlist titled “Songs to Eat A Bloomin’ Onion To” that’s just five different remixes of “Say My Name” by Destiny’s Child.

Anyway, Chris is also the person who introduced me to Tim & Eric Awesome Show, Great Job! Do you watch this? You should. Chris and his co-workers and his other friend Chris made a 30-second promo for a contest for T&EASGJ’s third season starting on Adult Swim in a few weeks, and you should go to YouTube and watch it and give it five stars and leave flattering comments.

There can only be one!