Things That Have Made Me Cry Today:

• My fish is almost three years old and I bet that means he’s going to die soon.

• “You Are the Sunshine of My Life” came on my iTunes and that’s my parents’ song and one day my parents are going to die.

• I have had a migraine for three days and I wish I could die.

I actually have funny stories about each of these things, but I don’t have time to write them right now. Remind me. Before I die.