Getting down to brass tacks

NOW IS THE TIME FOR ALL GOOD MEN TO COME TO THE AID OF THEIR COUNTRY

Do you still want to be in the Cringe book? Well, I am so glad to hear that, because cringebook.com is up and running, and waiting for your teenage pain.

Check it out, spread the word, tell your friends, or perhaps people you just want to go to bed with. I trust your judgment. Submit early and submit often!