Mama, we're comin' home

Cringe is tomorrow night, Freddy’s, 8:30 pm. Back in Brooklyn, all new readers. Also I hear my parents’ across the street neighbor will be in the audience. What’s up, Mrs. Foley! Beers are on me! But let's discuss why you ratted me out for that front porch funny business when I was seventeen.

Also, if you like, you could vote for my photo in JPG magazine: