Sleuthin’

Today my esteemed colleague Erin and I were emailing back and forth about the skeezy 23 year old teacher in Florida who got caught having sex with her 14 year old student in the back of a car while his cousin drove them around. After looking at the mugshots of the teacher, I wrote, “You just know this girl wore a fake tiara at her wedding,” and less than five minutes later, Erin sends me this picture.

Clearly we should have our own crime-solving show on CBS where I’m the wavy-haired psychic with a sad secret in her past and Erin’s the hot but tough as nails detective who’s always wearing tank tops and not taking shit from anyone.