To-Do List: Week of 2/16

• write ballet about Pythagorean theorem
• spike the juice boxes for this weekend
• lobby to have Alexander Hamilton elected president post-humously so I can celebrate him alongside Abe L. in my black construction paper stovepipe hat and ten dollar bill costume
• make black construction paper stovepipe hat and ten dollar bill costume
• start dating guy who’s really into hockey so I can wear his favorite hockey jersey to bed
• bring back Tretorns