A word of advice:
When people ask you if, after the party, you want to go to “Taylor’s house,” you do not. All Taylor has at his house is lots of cats and pot and red Christmas lights, and his weird girlfriend playing the organ. Yes, like a church organ. And I know what you are thinking, because initially, I thought it too: An organ? That can’t be all bad! How quirky! But trust me: you are very wrong. A bad end to a bad evening.