Feh:

Last night, while doing my dad’s company Christmas cards in calligraphy (the annual task of much grumbling), I watched some awful Penelope Cruz movie on HBO—Woman on Top, perhaps? The writing was beyond terrible, and the plot was inane, but I’ll be damned if she isn’t just bewitching. I couldn’t keep my eyes off of her. They also could have used the movie to bolster travel agent business, because as horrible as it was, when it was over, I was gripped with a sudden desire to visit San Francisco and Brazil.