Little Dragon:

Tonight, at the Mexican restaurant:

Sarah: That guy over there looks like my first kiss.
Laura: I remember my first kiss! Mmm… it reminded me of oysters.
Sarah [gets out pen and paper to record that comment]
Laura: Do you want to know his name?
Sarah [writing]: Sure, but it’s not going to top that line.
Laura: His name was Chris Westfield, but his Chinese name was Little Dragon.
Sarah [retrieves pen and paper]