Priorities:

Today I babysat for R, age 5, and she told me her list of top five fears: vampires, hot lava, time outs, zombies, and people walking on glass.

I find these all to be very reasonable fears.

My top five fears, both rational and irrational, are alligators/crocodiles, being buried alive, choosing too soon, choosing too late, and sharks. And probably hot lava, too, now that I really think about it.