Que Sera Sera

The Evolution Revolution:

Last night, while walking through the mall:

Emily: Why are there two Bath & Body Works stores here?

Sarah: I can’t believe they’re still in business. I mean, doesn’t everyone in existence own every single one of their products by now? Every teenage girl in the world smells like goddamn raspberries.

Emily: Maybe it’s so widespread, people will just start to evolve that way.

Sarah: You mean, we’ll be born with hair that smells like apples and skin that smells like freesia?

Emily: Complete market domination.

Sarah: Scary.

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