The Evolution Revolution:
Last night, while walking through the mall:
Emily: Why are there two Bath & Body Works stores here?
Sarah: I can’t believe they’re still in business. I mean, doesn’t everyone in existence own every single one of their products by now? Every teenage girl in the world smells like goddamn raspberries.
Emily: Maybe it’s so widespread, people will just start to evolve that way.
Sarah: You mean, we’ll be born with hair that smells like apples and skin that smells like freesia?
Emily: Complete market domination.