I’ll bet he fights like a girl:
S. called me to tell me that Steve was no longer on Blue’s Clues, the show we used to watch every summer morning back in the day.
“Now there’s like Joe, because Steve died or went to college or something. Joe is so lame. He changed the mail song.”
“Want to see what Steve’s doing now? Go to www.steveswebpage.com.”
Click click click. Pause.
With an audible sneer: “What, is he becoming a man now?”