Degrees of Sadness:

I can’t imagine anything worse than being a paunchy, balding, 50 year old man wearing Dockers and your company polo shirt, eating lunch at a Mexican restaurant with two other paunchy, balding, 50 year old men in their Dockers and corporate knits as well.

At least the pudgy 50 year old ladies in their beige flats and suntan pantyhose have their Beanie Babies to look forward to.