Pirates v. Vikings
Me: Dad, quick question: what’s better, pirates or vikings?
Dad: Easy. Vikings.
Me: Really? I can never decide.
Dad: Vikings. They’ve got the hats, the horns, the dragon ships.
Me: But pirate have hats, too. And the peg legs, and the rum, and the parrots, and the booty.
Dad: Vikings. No doubt about it.
Me: Mom, what about you? Pirates or vikings?
Mom: As a mother, I cannot answer that question.