You know what’s my favorite drinking game? “I Never.” No one ever wants to play this game. I don’t really hang out with people who play a lot of drinking games, but when I do, they always want to play games that require rules and coordination and cards and tongue twisters. I can’t handle all that crap when I’m drunk. I just want to talk and gossip and laugh at someone else’s expense. You know, kind of like when I’m sober.