Dibs:

I am so sick and tired of having to pass over several shirts in my closet just because they’re too thin to withstand the office AC, but it has led to a multimillion dollar idea: a bra that prevents nippage. At first I imagined it like an electric blanket, but we don’t really need anything there at risk for burns, so how about if it’s lined with the same stuff that’s in those little handwarmers you put in your pocket?

I’ll call it NoNip. Or is that too precious?