Que Sera Sera

Why do I have a feeling I’m going to regret posting this?

Best quotes of last night:

“What starts with F and rhymes with uck?”


“Is he telling the then-she-stuffed-her-panties-in-my-mouth story again?”

“I swear, he has gotten so much mileage out of that story.”

“If he doesn’t watch out, it’s going to start defining him.”

“…and then all of the sudden she just screamed Fuck me like I’m twelve!”

“Wait, wait: did you actually stop at that point and start doing it in a different way than you had been?”

“My friend, I owe you some bacon.”

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