Laura and I have a bet riding on the color of Legolas’ eyes. I say brown, she says blue. We’ve both found pictures to back us up… brown here, blue here. Did they change from movie to movie, or from scene to scene? And how sad is my life that I’m actually writing about this on the internet on Christmas Day? Whatever. This morning we opened our presents to Johnny Cash covering Depeche Mode’s “Personal Jesus,” and I got a rubber duckie. My life rules.