So Punk Rock:
How many people did I punch in the face last night? Two.
How many people took it like a man, even when I hit their nose more than their eye, and didn’t fall down in the booth wailing like a pussy? One.
How many people have actual black eyes today? None. But there is some significant cheek and nose bruising. It’s all because I am a delicate, delicate flower and my hands are too soft to truly be tuff.
I’m working on that.