The weekend highlight reel:

• calling people while drunk at 3 am to play my slide whistle over the phone for them
• jumping on a giant trampoline
• preparing to give Steve a black eye and his sober friend Andy getting very concerned and saying, “Sarah, I don’t think you should do that!” while his drunk friend Tony yelled “HIT HIM!”
• seriously, how much do I love that part in Modest Mouse’s “Summer” where he says “damn, who’s pagin’ me now?”
• being told by a 7 year old that I’m pretty with straight hair, only so-so with curly
• deciding my next birthday is going to be a laser tag party
• spending $3 of Brian’s money and getting 18 songs on the jukebox, including “Cradle of Love” and “Devil Went Down to Georgia”
• telling my parents I punched two people in the face Friday night and they just asked me to pass the garlic bread
• this dream I had where I was the only girl in an all-guy band and even though I had to wear these short-shorts onstage, when I started playing the drums these people in the front row said, “Wow, she’s really good!”, only I was playing a cafeteria tray with a knife and fork, but for real, our single was so good that when I woke up I wanted to go download it for a minute
• so it turns out people weren’t trying to break into my back door at 1 am last night
• if I told you the actual best part of my weekend, I’d have to kill you