Que Sera Sera

Things my mom said over dinner this weekend after the waitress dropped a tray of margaritas on her:

Mom (under her breath): Fuckin’ A they’re going to give us a free meal.
Me: Whoaaaa, pottymouth! I didn’t even know you knew that term!
Mom: You’d better not tell anyone I said that.
Me: Uh, fuckin’ A I will.

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