Scenes from a roadtrip:

To the owner of the teal Ford Probe with the aqua vanity plate that read SNGWRTR:

Ohhh I bet you are.

To the guy on the black and silver motorcycle with the matching black and silver jacket and black and silver shoes and black and silver helmet and black and silver ZUBA PANTS who waved at me and swung both legs over the saddle so they were just inches from the pavement and then sped down the higway that way for several minutes:

Call me!