Plain Jane:

Just for the record, I’m not always out cavorting and carousing. Like last night, when I went to dinner with my mom and then we saw “Finding Nemo,” and then I came home and did a load of laundry, and looked up my favorite poem on the internet, and then I brushed my teeth and went to bed and had a dream where the cutest boy I know was making me bacon and eggs and I was just wearing solid gold high heels and lots of gold eyeshadow.

See? Wholesome.