Thursday highlight reel, thus far:

• Conference call in my pajamas. I rolled out of bed around noon after a night of carousing (S., B., you are forever my heroes), and decided that I should probably put on pants before the phone rang. To make me feel more, you know, professional.
• Saw the zombie movie with my favorite brother. Askjfaksdjfklsdjfklsjdf. I’m pretty sure it changed my life.

Tonight: Trivial Pursuit Tournament!

Note: It’s okay to wish you were me, as long as you realize the clock is ticking.