It also thinks I want to say "thus" and "mire" all the time.

Words my phone knows after owning it for six months:

Westeros
Badonde
whiskeyfingers
Jeopardy!
von Trapp
DOOOOOOOOORS
Antoinette
flugelhorn
Hieronymus
Vicodin
Narnia
PNINA TORNAI
Shiteater

Words my phone doesn’t know after owning it for six months:

tomorrow
Nick
FFS