Strawberry self-loathing

Earlier today I was just sitting there, wearing a cardigan and flats with my jeans rolled, eating some yogurt. I was really enjoying the yogurt, so much so that I lifted my feet into the air a bit, pointing my toes inside my shoes while the spoon was still in my mouth. Then I sort of stepped outside of my body for my moment and was flooded with disgust. What, did I also really love movies and animals? I bet I couldn’t wait to grab a box of tampons, throw on a polka dot scarf and go for a car trip with my best girlfriends.

Then I went to the store this afternoon and bought two more cases of it.