Life hacks I can pass on to any potential future offspring

• Put your nectarines in a brown paper bag to ripen them
• Rinse your hair with cold water to make it shinier
• Never take Tylenol while you’re still drunk
• Eliminate stubborn sticky price tag sediments with nail polish remover
• Peeing after sex helps prevent UTIs
• You can get red wine out of white cloth with an old dish towel and an iron
• Always take off your shoes during a long flight
• Flossing regularly can prevent arterial obstruction
• Never click on the last picture in an Us Magazine slide show, it’s just an ad