Ten (nine) years gone

Last night at the Bob Pollard show at the Highline Ballroom (where I literally bumped into Chuck Bass from Gossip Girl while leaving the ladies’ room) (all nouns that should never appear in the same sentence), I texted Joey what I always text Joey when I’m at a Bob Pollard show: “I’m at Bob Pollard! Let’s break up!” And he texted back the traditional response: “Just bring me a goddamn sandwich.”