The train one, I did that one.

Things I Have Been Asked to Do on a First Date
(some plans accepted, others rejected)

• steal a car
• get married
• see Home Alone 2
• go to the hospital and look at the sick people
• jump on a moving train
• come over and look at your artwork
• babysit
• pay a parking ticket
• hook you up with my friend
• move to another country
• buy drugs
• participate in the creation of human life
• just hold you

All I Really Want to Do on a First Date

• play skee-ball, maybe eat some food, then take turns filling up the jukebox and sit in the corner booth talking until the bar closes
• maybe a HJ.