Friends, tell me, do you like fun? Do you enjoy drinking and games and writing? Do you pine for the heady, carefree days of 2002 – 2004? Of course you do. Well, you’re in luck, because there’s a special portable, flammable time machine that will take you back to all of these things, and you can buy it online: it’s The Plug Anthology: Vol. 1, now in book form!
It’s all in there: Non-Poisonous Cake, Point/Counterpoint: Bismarck, Mystery Can. I cannot tell you what a wonderful gift this would make. If you don’t believe me, just wait until your birthday or Christmas. But seriously, don’t wait, because we’re not that close anymore, you and I.