Stuff and stuff

1) One thing that never fails to make me laugh really hard is when someone says “I don’t want / your life,” like James Van Der Beek in that football movie.

2) If I could make one law for America it would be that anyone who says “McDreamy” gets slapped in the mouth.

3) Whenever Brian Brewer posts pictures of his beagles on Flickr, I get hummingbird heart and my brain goes “guh-guh-guh-guh!” like Peto & Flek.

4) Erin just sent me an email that said “I just found this foxy priests calendar and it’s safe to say that I am in love with this guy,” and my immediate response was, “Whoa, how is that kosher for them to do that?”