The Best Entry Ever
So, here’s a sentence I’ve been waiting all my life to say:
Today I got a book deal.
An awesome, awesome book deal.
THE ONION BOOKS.
I am so happy I feel faint.
Today, for the first time in my life, I cried in the bathroom at work in a GOOD way.
And now I’m going to celebrate this book deal the traditional way: by flying to Tulsa for my cousin’s wedding.
I’ll be back Monday, and then we’ll get down to brass tacks. Prepare to be called on, Internet.
And seriously: thank you.