The Best Entry Ever

So, here’s a sentence I’ve been waiting all my life to say:

Today I got a book deal.

An awesome, awesome book deal.

Cringe is going to be a book, an awesome, awesome book. A hardcover book. Published by Crown Publishing Group/Three Rivers Press. They do, among other things, the Onion books.

THE ONION BOOKS.

I am so happy I feel faint.

Today, for the first time in my life, I cried in the bathroom at work in a GOOD way.

And now I’m going to celebrate this book deal the traditional way: by flying to Tulsa for my cousin’s wedding.

I’ll be back Monday, and then we’ll get down to brass tacks. Prepare to be called on, Internet.

And seriously: thank you.