Cringe: Jerkin' off about you in the bathroom

There’s an article about Cringe on page 16 of the September issue of Venus Zine, which includes a direct quote from me where I use the phrase, “jerked off about you later in the second-floor bathroom.” Accomplishing these life goals has just been like peeling off dead skin lately.

The next Cringe is Wednesday night, featuring almost completely all new readers, among them an actual professional comedian and an actual published author. We’re getting fancy on you, Brooklyn.

Also, a global Brazilian news network will be there to film. Wha? I know.

Wednesday, September 6, 8:30 pm
Freddy’s Bar & Backroom
Dean & 6th Ave.
Prospect Heights, Brooklyn
2/3 to Bergen, any train to Atlantic/Pacific
Cost: as always, free dollars.