Cringe on Tuesday Nightline

The Cringe segment is scheduled to air on tomorrow’s (Tuesday) Nightline, 11:35 pm EST, ABC, unless there’s some breaking news that is somehow more pressing than secret gossip from 1992. They’ll run a teaser for it at the end of tonight’s show.

I’m excited to see how they edited the entire evening down to three minutes without profanity, but also increasingly nervous that within those three minutes, they’ll use the bit where I mentioned losing my virginity, thus wrecking my parents’ chances of ever getting a decent offer for my dowry.