Que Sera Sera

Brian Byrne is funny

So, to be honest, I’m not doing all that great. At all, really. The only upside to not doing all that great at all, really, is that the good people in your life rally around you in a number of ways, like washing your dishes for you, or accompanying you on difficult errands, or mailing you treats, or maybe flying across the country to take care of you for awhile. Or, if one of the good people in your life is my friend Brian Byrne, by emailing you a running commentary of the Golden Globes with the subject line “LeVar Burton smiles upon us.” And that is what I’m going to share with you right now, because anything else would just be messy.


“Gah, 12 minutes in and already behind! A few high points:

Okay, more on this as it develops.

More, not in complete sentences.

Man, is this coming along.

What the fuck’s with all these miniseriesesses? Christ. They’re all produced by HBO.

Kelly’s making a tiny fat red sock monkey. I’ll send you a picture.

This just in! Gwyneth Paltrow is still horrible and boring and vanilla! Film at ten.

Truly Ang Lee, I can’t quit you. Except for during “The Hulk”. Then I can totally quit you.

Ang Lee’s great. He’s just a peach. Like Anne Hathaway, only male and Chinese.

Jesus Christ. Does … John Travolta … what? Fuck. Christ.

... And we’re done! Kelly’s fat sock monkey is nearly through. It’s precious. Just precious. Man, it’s on schedule and everything! Why the fuck can’t the fucking Oscars do this? Christ, it’s not even worth asking.

Sarahbrown, I hope this helped. Catch you on the flip side.

I love Scotch,

– b.”

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