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1) Check this quote in this article in the Post about Halloween costumes in the office:
“Forced fun in the office makes me throw up in my mouth a little,” he says.
Way to go, David Evans. You basically just got quoted in a newspaper saying, “Let’s not go there,” or “Whoomp, there it is.” Granted, it was just the Post, but still.
Can people please quit saying this? It’s like the trucker hat of funny. It wasn’t even that funny the first time around, in that movie that wasn’t even that funny, spoken by that woman who’s not that funny, and the only reason she was even in the not-so-funny movie was because she’s married to Ben Stiller, who’s DEFINITELY not funny. The worst part is when people say this, they still expect you to laugh while they sit there acting all nonchalant and original, like number one, they made it up, and number two, they’re just not having any of it. Moratorium, called.
2) If you hate Halloween, don’t look at my pictures, they’re hideous!
3) If you love Cringe, come this Wednesday night. 8:30 at Freddy’s. You know the drill by now, right?
4) Happy Birthday, Website. Remember four years ago? Hooooo, me too. As David Evans would say, let’s not go there.