One hopes he's arranging for a stretch limousine to pick her up from surgery or something pleasant like that

Overheard: Phone conversation of man standing by my desk.

[cell phone rings]
Man (in heavy Russian accent): Hello.
Man (in heavy Russian accent): Mother-in-law.
Man (in heavy Russian accent): Kneecap.
Man (in heavy Russian accent): Cash.
Man (in heavy Russian accent): Five o’clock.
[hangs up]