Points of Interest, Relayed with Fervor and Enthusiasm

• My dear bosom friend ELB is having her labor induced at perhaps this very second, meaning little Henry/Eleanor "Chauncey Jones" Byrne is going to show up at the party TODAY. It’s killing me that I can’t be there for it.

• Forkless barbecue.

• Josh and Ryan and I are going in together and buying a van. This means weekend trips on a whim. Also, this van has a double moon roof and a bed in the back. I am becoming every guy I’ve ever wanted to date.

• Speaking of Josh, his job is killing him and I want you to offer him a new one so he’ll stay in New York and I can keep my van. He’s much more responsible from 9-5 than may appear in any pictures I’ve posted here, and he’s had three years experience as an editor and writer of arts & culture stuff in newsweeklies and magazines, including one that got a Pulitzer. He’d like something in writing or editing that’ll last through October or November, even something part time. Look alive, internet! Email me if you got anything for him, because this van thing is so big right now.