Leveling

Look, Nicolas Cage: wearing a hairpiece in your new movie isn’t going to convince me that you’re good-looking any more than playing a good song in the trailer is going to convince me that your new movie is going to do anything other than suck.

Edited to add: Hollywood, you are not fooling anyone anymore into thinking your movie is “quirky” by using that fucking American Beauty-era xylophone music in the trailer, so stop.