Banter

Him: I know when you’re flirting. You just act really mean, and see if the other person can take it.
Me: That’s not entirely true. I flirt nicely with other people. I’m just mean with you because I know you know how to play back.
Him: [Smug smile]
[Pause]
Him: Who else are you flirting with?
Me: What the fuck do you care, dickhole?