I am becoming my father

On Wednesday night as we were all in the living room watching the game, Dan asked, “Are there any Canadian teams in Major League Baseball?” and I said, “The Blue Jays,” and then Joel asked, “But isn’t there another one?” and I said, “The A’s,” and everyone laughed, only I laughed the hardest and longest. Then I fell asleep on the floor less than two minutes later and Liz had to kick me awake because I was snoring.