Slipping:

Tonight I impressed our waitress with my vast knowledge of MacGyver trivia. And by that, I mean: our waitress stopped at our table and inexplicably asked, “Do you all know the name of the actor who played MacGyver?” And out of my mouth, immediately before I could even think: “Richard Dean Anderson.” My friends stared at me with a mixture of amazement and horror. I tried to explain that perhaps it got stuck in my brain by way of the Simpsons, but I don’t think anyone bought that. Myself included.

First the Bryan Adams moment, now this. Someone, save me from myself.