First of all: bastards!
Second: the following is a note on my friend Emily’s desk at work.
Notes to Self
- Do not allow yourself to feel inferior by someone who mispronounces “picture.”
- Do not allow yourself to feel inferior by someone who does not know how to spell “which.” (Not even because they don’t know which witch is which.)
- Enjoy your own company even when it appears others are not. You are optimistic; they are on anti-depressants.
I say, more power to whatever helps you make it through the day. Unless it’s kiddie porn, you sad fuck.