Happy Easter:

Today we went to my aunt and uncle’s house for lunch, and then my dad and I hid the eggs for my cousins’ kids, ages 4-9. Afterwards there was some soccer and bubble-blowing and wine and cigars in the backyard, and although some people had the gall to tell me that I suck at soccer, you must consider the source, and especially consider that this particular source at one point this afternoon laughed so hard that he wet his pants.